Lovelorn lesbo con-lady romp, giddy with parlor room mob noir mechanics, zazzy dialogue, hammy acting and slick late-90s special effects.  Equal parts Brian DePalma & butch scrivener Pat Califia.  When Joey Pants is about to chop Gina Gershon’s fingers off, it has already been proven what special techniques those fingers have performed. . . down Jennifer Tilly’s starved honeypot. . .  and Joey Pants artfully whacked in a symbolic pool of whitewash jizz. . .