. . . bus driver, husband to Ethel, father to Bonnie & Jennie, drummer for the Cootie Band, dutiful gardener, carrier of camera & coffee thermos, Twilight Zone fan, grandpa, the old goat, who liked to guk it all up. . .

The following audio has been dictated word for word from the original:

The Strange Way To Be In Touch With You(.mp3)

Ellis Island, ethnic playbill.

An inspired packaging of generic grade C lung-marauders. . .

from The Newtonian Moment: Isaac Newton and the Making of the Modern Culture, New York Public Library, 2004.